i get the feeling his enthusiasm is a little... forced? hmm
Psychotic Parrot
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Read My Dads Crazy Email Trying to Make me Panic bout Armageddon!!
by foolsparadise inmy mom emailed me and asked if they could come to town and go to our district convention with us.
i politley said no thank you we wont be attending.
we havent been to meeting in a long long time.
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Was this an "Oops" moment?
by cameo-d ingod said: "man has become like us, knowing good and evil"....and because of this they were expelled from the garden.. was this an oops moment?
does this indicate that god did not mean for man to have reasoning capability?
genesis (message bible).
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Psychotic Parrot
The story was quite clearly written by autistic hebrew dipshits.
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THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT?!!!!
by Hikaru ingoogle alerts caught this.. http://nation.ittefaq.com/issues/2009/07/17/news0133.htm.
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summit ends with call for global peace .
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Psychotic Parrot
Yunno, that's the part of the whole fucking thing that i really never understood!
The moment where mankind destroys false religion (a good thing in God's eyes) and declares peace & security (a good thing in God's eyes) and unites the world under one government (a good thing in God's eyes)... is the one moment where God decides to step in & end it all???!!!! I mean why? Because 'man would never succeed'? Well how the hell do we know that if God wouldn't even give man a damn chance?! He gave all the crappy governments of the past chance after chance, as well as chance after chance for an endless continuum of 'false religions'! So why shouldn't a half decent government that wants peace & security & has done away with false religion get a chance? And so what if they go after the j-dubs, it's not like they'd even be neccessary anymore anyway!!!!
I mean come on, if that doesn't make God the most stupid piece of shit ever to grace the natural or supernatural world then i don't know what does!!!!!
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E-mail : DOES JEHOVAH KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON, AND DOES HE HELP?
by lancelink ini believe that this has been posted on this site before, but this afternoon i received this message,.
(after reading this i need to take several asprin and lay down.).
does jehovah know what is going on, and does he help?
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Psychotic Parrot
When you run out of rational reasons to believe your own bullshit, a list of pathetic urban legends is an appropriate substitute...
... if you're braindead that is.
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I went on another Bible study yesterday - Any suggestions on what I could have said?
by BonaFide ini was visiting a friend that is a witness yesterday.
his mother was preparing for the bookstudy with another sister who is very new.
we are on the chapter about blood this week.
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Psychotic Parrot
"M: Plus, blood transfusions often have AIDS or Hepatitis. So its wise to follow Jehovah's counsel"
The whole "we are correct not to take blood cause it can be dangerous" argument is complete bollocks!
Every time you get into a car & drive somewhere you run the risk of dying, and the risk is far greater than the risk of dying from a blood transfusion. Yet j-dubs drive all the time & have no problem with it. Most of them drive for ministry, meetings & conventions as well, which is a journey they wouldn't have to take were they not j-dubs. I imagine the amount of j-dubs who have ever died while driving to or from some kind of theocratic event far outnumbers the amount of people who have died as a result of blood transfusions. So that reasoning is complete shite & is totally infuriating! It is a pathetic attempt to justify something which clearly has no other justification whatsoever, least of all scriptural (not that the bible is worth reading anyway).
J-dubs are past masters at clutching at straws. Fuck them all.
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What religion do X-JWs belong to now?
by jonathan dough ini get the feeling many x-jws are floating about aimlessly and don't join christendom, still living with the jw indoctrinated belief that they are all the work of the devil.
does that make sense?
are they supposed to sit around in small groups in their living rooms reading scripture like ray franz recommended in crisis of conscience?
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Psychotic Parrot
lol
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Inability to take hints
by rebel8 inwhen people would say, "i don't understand your beliefs on dfing," or, "i don't understand your beliefs on the end times calculations," (even after these were explained)....i used to think i'm just smarter than them.. now i realize they comprehended it just fine but were trying to say, "i don't agree with you," in a softer way.when people would say, "i'm too busy to talk to you right now," i thought that was an invitation to return.. now i realize they were trying to say, "please go away and don't come back," in a softer way.
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Psychotic Parrot
Oh you mean God's 'life saving message' that people don't really need cause God can supposedly 'read people's hearts'?
Yeah sorry, we forgot about that.
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Do you agree that God's love is unconditional?
by asilentone insomeone wrote on my fb page "god's love is unconditional-not based on emotions and feelings".
how would you respond to that statement?.
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Psychotic Parrot
I'd delete them & block them.
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How many of you do a job now that you would have feared or derided when you were a JW?
by Kudra inlike- being a cop or a stripper :p. .
i know a lot of us here are students- both feared and derided!.
how many do professional sports?
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Psychotic Parrot
I'm aiming to become a 'rock star'
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What religion do X-JWs belong to now?
by jonathan dough ini get the feeling many x-jws are floating about aimlessly and don't join christendom, still living with the jw indoctrinated belief that they are all the work of the devil.
does that make sense?
are they supposed to sit around in small groups in their living rooms reading scripture like ray franz recommended in crisis of conscience?
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Psychotic Parrot
I'm now a 1,000,000% ATHEIST!
God is not great, 'He' is but a delusion, praise the orbiting teapot!
Amen